I am hosting the greatest dinner party of all time. It’s a good thing I live in a sprawling home with a gourmet kitchen. Ahem. I encourage you all to invite a few of your most favorite favorites of all time, no limit on numbers.
I begin with my very own list:
1. Freddie Mercury
2. Dorothy Parker
3. Johnny Cash
4. Carrie-Anne Frances White Thayer
5. Harper Lee
So. Which people are you going to add to the list, friends? Need some guidelines to help you get started? Begrudgingly, here you go:
1. Guests can be alive or dead, I don’t care either way. And I guess they can be real or completely created in literature or film (or your own pretty little head, if you’re so inclined.) Go ahead and invite Jay Gatsby if you’re looking for that kind of vibe, just be aware his liver is completely fictional, and we should probably consider quadrupling the size of the bar.
2. I do insist that you not choose any family members to be on your list, that’s too obvious.
3. And you can’t choose people who might set the world on fire. Again. –Lizzie Borden. Sid, Nancy. Bonnie, Clyde. Al Capone. Stay away from the likes of Jeffrey Dahmer. Don’t be gross.
4. Make it the most raucous, rip roaring dinner party in the history of the world – in the absolute best possible way. Let the room be full of the greatness that has come before, or is unfolding now. Let it be bigger than you, so you can – do what?- bite out a piece of their soul and sew it into your skin, bring them to life in a new and vibrant way. With words, of course; use your words, people. I said no cannibalism.
5. Be smart. Don’t put people who would have hated each other together at the table. No one wants this brilliant moment destroyed by flying steak knives. Feel free to invite Steven Spielberg. If you do, keep Hitler deep underground. Should you choose Crazy Horse to join the foray, ixnay the invitationway for General George Custer. You catch my drift? We don’t want a scene here on Cedar Street. We don’t want to catch the attention of the neighbors.
6. Let us also all agree, if you don’t mind: Jesus (or Buddha, Brahma, Allah), Elvis, Mother Teresa, Gandhi, and John Wayne have a standing invitation. As in: they need no invitation at all. They’re the reasons the rooms are clean and made up fresh and they can stay as long as they wish.
7. Lastly, don’t worry if we run into repeats. Create your list and send it off. I’ll create a massive list at the end. I can’t wait to see what you all come up with!