I don’t watch much tv. It’s a total time suck. And I’m considering getting rid of my Facebook page for the same reason. I tell you this in disclosure of the bizarro thing that just happened to me.
Halloween is in two days. And the thing with me and candy is that I cannot be trusted near it, around it, next to it, anywhere I can smell it. Ask Guy, it’s frightening. I’m like magnet to a white board.
I have been running a lot, thinking 2013 might be my marathon year, trying to keep my arse in shape…NOT wanting to eat candy…
Turns out, while I’m avoiding the candy store that is my pantry (it’s a MUST – we live on Cedar Street), I’m thinking maybe I’ll just watch a little bit of television, maybe an update of Hurricane Sandy…maybe a quick shot of what’s happening in Obama vs Romneyville…
…THREE EPISODES OF LONG ISLAND MEDIUM LATER I’m all bug-eyed and salty from crying, and wondering what signs I’ve been missing from my departed loved ones. Who IS this woman and how has she escaped my attention thus far?
Sweet Jesus, I hate Halloween.
Well, I downed a whole bag of little snickers already! So I know where you are coming from. To replace the choc candy, I’ve purchased a bag of twizzlers…I hate twizzlers!…. the twizzlers are safe!
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Hilarious! I should by sour candy only – hate it!
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