I made a truly awesome New Year’s Resolution this year, but for the life of me I can’t remember what it is.  Which really sucks, because I have nothing much to say in those moments, like one I had today, when someone I was chatting with laughed, and admitted they just weren’t capable of keeping one, and isn’t it just one of those things that is beyond stupid anyway, since we then promptly do not follow through on whatever promise we’ve made to ourselves to be better human beings?

And I’m all:  what even was that thing I was so excited about committing my life to doing?

Welcome 2014.  It’s working itself into being a real doozy.