Scene: Conversation (overheard) on the pool deck at a swim meet last Sunday.
Characters: Two girls, around age 7. One blond, the other brunette. Both petite.
Girl 1: (To girl 2) Are you a Christian?
Girl 2: (Thinking deeply, and with a slight frown. Not making eye contact.) A what?
Girl 1: I said. Are you. A Christian?
Girl 2: (Clearly interested but unsure, still, of the question.) Um. I’m just. I’m a little bit of this and a little bit of that.
Girl 1: (Annoyed. Looking at other girl as if she has hedgehog up her hose.) No. But are you a Christian? I said.
Girl 2: (Excited. With an answer ready now.) I’m a little bit country. I’m a little bit rock n roll.
Girl 1: (Nodding frantically.) So you ARE a Christian. I thought so.